Do you know any Republicans? What are they like? Are they millionaires? How many are billionaires? I don't think I've ever met any billionaires, of course, they could've been at the giant mud truck pull and I just didn't see them, or maybe at the state fair with a burrito hanging out of their mouth like a cigarette and a funnel cake necktie. I know that NASCAR events are rife with republicans, but I'd be hard pressed to point out the rich ones. What is it about these go fast, turn left, KFC eating, Mountain Dew guzzling, God hates fags, cousin fuckers that makes them continually vote against themselves?!? Ok, so maybe I'm lumping them all together. While part of me feels like that is a taste of their own medicine, I also know that they can't possibly all be irretrievably stupid.
And they aren't. Some of them are quite brilliant. Like the ones that convince these foot washing baptist mouth breathers that they should vote with them 'cause "God's on our side!" Really? Aren't God and His illegitimate love child notorious liberals? Wasn't Jeebus always chillin with po' folks and handing out loaves and fishes? What part of His 'message' says, "Don't fuck with corporate tax loopholes" or "Screw jobs and entitlements, what we need is more oil company subsidies."?
We almost lost our AAA credit rating as a nation and all because some tea party bumpkins wanted to hold a system hostage that they don't understand. My heart doesn't bleed and I'm NOT a socialist. But for Christ sakes people, can't we just be reasonable?
2 comments:
Fantastic...I love it. You hit the nail on the head. Maybe those low life idiots think that some rich person is going to take a liking to them and give them lots of money so they can be rich too! That is about the level of understanding poor republicans comprehend, even if they are half way intelligent!!
Thanks Doug, part of me wishes the Left would rise up and smite these fuckers, but the truth is, we DO spend too much in this country. I would like to see reform and some good 'ole egalitarian views come back into play. The rich white guys that started this country knew that they would have to lead it for the unwashed masses, but at least they weren't ass raping the middle class over a fucking barrel. How many yachts can you water ski behind anyway?!?
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